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Oct. 23rd, 2005

04:11 pm




An Announcement
by J.B. Lovegood - Editor-in-Chief

As some of you may have noticed Not nearly enough of you considering how sales have been down these last few months. there was no Sunday issue of the Quibbler last week. Due to budget constraints we have decided to move to a bi-weekly format, meaning you'll get the insightful observations of Miss Skeeter and her in-depth interviews twice a month.


Tangled Webs
by Rita Skeeter

Oh, what a tangled web we weave... It seems that everyone has their hand in something naughty lately. Thank Merlin. Let me share some of the highlights of what I've discovered these last two weeks.

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Do you have burning, must-know questions? Are you curious about a "situation" that hasn't been covered here? I, Rita Skeeter, offer my services to find answers to your questions. I'll question the people involved, do some spying of my own, and - of course - offer my opinions whenever possible. Comment on this issue and see selected answers in next month's Ask Rita Skeeter column!


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Oct. 9th, 2005

07:26 pm




Notorious Nasty Captured?
by Rita Skeeter

Some of my readers may remember the unfortunate events of late July when Neville Longbottom went missing. His tormentor, drug pusher and all around nasty Roland Hooch, has been turned over to the police after a daring capture by his friends.

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An Interview with Severus Snape
by Rita Skeeter

With us this week is the sexiest Hogwarts own Potions Master, Severus Snape. I can't tell you how much I'd like to haul you into my office and have my wicked way with you thrilled I am that you've finally agreed to an interview. For some strange reason the Headmaster was most cooperative when I sent in the request. Something about elves not doing their jobs right? May I call you Severus?

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Do you have burning, must-know questions? Are you curious about a "situation" that hasn't been covered here? I, Rita Skeeter, offer my services to find answers to your questions. I'll question the people involved, do some spying of my own, and - of course - offer my opinions whenever possible. Comment on this issue and see selected answers in next month's Ask Rita Skeeter column!


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Oct. 2nd, 2005

03:30 pm




Guest Column
by Gilderoy Lockhart

I must admit that when Mr. Lovegood approached me to write this week's Society column I was confused uninterested sure he was out of his mind intrigued.

It is a shame that Miss Skeeter has had such an unfortunate string of bad luck lately. One would almost think someone was out to get her. I mean, who gets hit by the Knight Bus? Other than Rita Skeeter, that is. Someone probably pushed her.

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Do you have burning, must-know questions? Are you curious about a "situation" that hasn't been covered here? I, Rita Skeeter, offer my services to find answers to your questions. I'll question the people involved, do some spying of my own, and - of course - offer my opinions whenever possible. Comment on this issue and see selected answers in next month's Ask Rita Skeeter column!


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Sep. 18th, 2005

12:03 pm




Consumer Report
by Rita Skeeter

The Society Page will return next week as I am still trying to recover from the horror that is sea food poisoning. When they advertise all you can eat oyster buffet for under five galleons, it really is too good to be true. Walk away, my friends, just walk away.

This has been a consumer report.


An Interview with Cho Chang
by Rita Skeeter

Good morning, gentle readers. Joining us this week is none other than the new Flying Instructor at Hogwarts, Cho Chang. Thank you for joining us, Cho.

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Sep. 13th, 2005

03:25 am




Do You Know the Muffin Man?
by Rita Skeeter

The following column was transcribed from a Howler sent to Mr. J.B. Lovegood, editor-in-chief, from Miss Skeeter who is still on her doctor ordered convalescence with her personal trainer, Lars. Miss Skeeter has requested that the readers be informed that Lars is a large, muscular Wizard of Swedish decent who speaks little English and can bench press a pony. Mr. Lovegood wishes he could let the readers know that if it wasn't in Miss Skeeter's contract that her column must be run regardless of what insane ramblings she may have come up with this week he wouldn't have even bothered having this trash typed up.

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Do you have burning, must-know questions? Are you curious about a "situation" that hasn't been covered here? I, Rita Skeeter, offer my services to find answers to your questions. I'll question the people involved, do some spying of my own, and - of course - offer my opinions whenever possible. Comment on this issue and see selected answers in next month's Ask Rita Skeeter column!


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Aug. 28th, 2005

03:00 am




Love Can Be Painful
by Rita Skeeter

Last week I brought you the news that Harry Potter's current relationship the latest in a long, long line might be on thin ice. This week, my source's confirm it. It seems that his ghostly paramour made arrangements to move out. And poor adorable and incredibly sexy with those Quidditch toned muscles Harry was the last to know.

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An Interview with Blaise Zabini
by Rita Skeeter

Greetings loyal readers. This week I have the pleasure of interviewing the very handsome Mr. Blaise Zabini. It would be much more pleasurable if he was naked and I had him behind locked doors. Thank you so much for agreeing to be here today. May I call you Blaise?

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Aug. 21st, 2005

11:48 pm




Matters of the Heart
by Rita Skeeter

My sources have been very busy this week, bringing me lots of juicy gossip news to share with my readers. I knew agreeing to a two galleon increase per lead would pan out, and the fools in accounting didn't believe me. Unnecessary expense indeed.

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An Interview with Minerva McGonagall-Snape
by Rita Skeeter

When am I going to be pulled off these space wasters and put on something more important? It is to my disgust delight today to bring you an interview with Minerva McGonagall Devlin Snape. *Pauses for breath* That is quite the mouthful there isn't it? Something I'm sure you've become accustomed to. *Smirk* How else would she get all those yummy men? Welcome Professor - What are you going by now? Any more additions in there?

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Aug. 14th, 2005

01:49 pm




Of Owls and Siblings
by Rita Skeeter

Damn it all anyway. I was sure I'd have either a good murder to cover this week or the elopement of the century. Instead, all I've got are owls and more owls. How the hell do they expect me to know what's going on if they stick to owls? They like to eat bugs, not let them read the mail they're carrying.Disappointment was my reward and I'm sure you all will be just as disappointed as I was to learn that the efforts of our star crossed lovers were in vain. The marriage contract has been dissolved and two sexy witnesses that I wanted to interview have left for Milan. Stupid twit should have grabbed him while she had the chance. I would have - hhm, on the other hand - both Blaise and Neville in one bed. Maybe she's not as stupid as I thought. That's why she's buttering them up with the matching robes!

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An Interview with Ronald Weasley
by Rita Skeeter

Good morning, gentle readers. Today I have the honor to be interviewing another luscious member of the Weasley family and with any luck it'll turn into a lot more private one in my office. Thank you so much for agreeing to meet with me today, Ronald.

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Aug. 7th, 2005

01:59 am




Romeo and Juliet... and Romeo... and Romeo
by Rita Skeeter

Keeping with my promise of last week, I've kept a voyeuristic hopeful eye over the romance of Blaise Vivian Zabini and Millicent Bulstrode, and what a week it's been! This story has taken so many twists and turns - from broken engagements and family members resorting to identity theft to keep them apart to jealous lovers and clandestine meetings. Things are really heating up now! My spying investigations have led me to this question:

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An Interview with Susan Bones-Weasley
by Rita Skeeter

Good morning, dear readers. It's my dubious great honor to be allowed to interview one of our dedicated Ministry Employees today, Susan Bones or do you go by Weasley these days, dear?
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Aug. 2nd, 2005

09:13 am




Innocent Birthday Celebration or Scandal in the Making?
by Rita Skeeter

Hello dear readers! This week the Wizarding World celebrated the birthdays of two yummy prominent citizens! Follow me as I take you into what was heralded as a simple celebration for friends and turned out to be so much more. Follow me as I take you deep into a night of -

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Next week, an interview with Susan Bones-Weasley.


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Do you have burning, must-know questions? Are you curious about a "situation" that hasn't been covered here? I, Rita Skeeter, offer my services to find answers to your questions. I'll question the people involved, do some spying of my own, and - of course - offer my opinions whenever possible. Comment on this issue and see selected answers in next month's Ask Rita Skeeter column!


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